Jagat Cinta: Quotes and Sayings

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Top 10 Famous Inspirational Quotes

Top 10 Famous Inspirational Quotes by Jagat Cinta

“I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.”
~Kurt Cobain

“Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.”
~John Maxwell

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
~E. E. Cummings

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
~Walt Emerson

“I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.”
~Richard L. Evans

“I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”
~Anne Frank

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”
~David Eddings

“Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.”
~Mary Kay Ash

“The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.”
~Voltaire

“Give it all you've got because you never know if there's going to be a next time.”
~Danielle Ingrum

Top 10 Famous Wisdom Quotes

Top 10 Famous Wisdom Quotes by Jagat Cinta

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow."
~James Dean

"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
~Plato

"A single conversation across the table with a wise person is worth a month's study of books."
~Chinese Proverb

"Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar."
~William Wordsworth

"More wisdom is latent in things as they are than in all the words men use."
~Antoine De Saint-Exupery

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."
~Jean Paul

"Turn your wounds into wisdom."
~Oprah Winfrey

"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf."
~Walter Lippmann

"To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not."
~Akhenaton

Funniest Quotes Ever

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

"When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

"Putting the laughter back into manslaughter."

"When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you."

"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest."

"A little necrophilia never killed anyone."

"Dyslexics Of The World Untie."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."

"I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice."

"Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"Without me, it's just aweso."

"He who laughs last probably does not get the joke."

"I miss you like a retard misses the point."

"Don't steal. The government hates competition."

"You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo."

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?"

"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?"

"I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"

"Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

"Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are at it, a wall will always be better."

"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost."

"If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now."

"He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes."

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?"

"When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

"Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high."

"The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls"."

"The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD."

"A jump-leads walks into a bar, acting aggressively. The barman says "All right, I'll serve you. But don't start anything.""

"This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!"

"It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle!"

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."

"If this made you laugh, then I am sure you would love these too."

Quotes and Proverbs About Life

"Dost thou love life?

Then do not squander time,

for that is the stuff life is made of."

~Benjamin Franklin

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."

~Helen Keller

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

~Jawaharal Nehru

"Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects."

~Alexis

"Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently."

~Palladas

"The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it."

~Seneca (7 B.C. - 65 A.D.)

"Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other."

~Thomas Fuller

"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work."

~W. Humboldt

"Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure."

~Kal Menninger

Top 10 Famous Success Quotes

“I do not have superior intelligence or faultless looks. I do not captivate a room or run a mile under six minutes. I only succeeded because I was still working after everyone else went to sleep.”
~Greg Evans

“I've missed over 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot . . . and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”
~Michael Jordan

“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”
~John Mayer

“I've had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with hard work and luck.”
~Mohammad Ali

“My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.”
~Johnny Carson

“And will you succeed? Yes! You will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed).”
~Dr. Seuss

“Success is peace of mind, a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming, and not just in a physical way: seek ye first the kingdom and His righteousness and all these things will be yours as well.”
~John Wooden

“Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man who has found the work he likes best.”
~Napolean Hill

“Men never plan to be failures; they simply fail to plan to be successful.”
~William A. Ward

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
~Woody Allen

Quote of the Day

"Faith has to do with things that are not seen and hope with things that are not at hand."
~Thomas Aquinas

Love Quote of the Day
"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
~Victor Hugo

Art Quote of the Day
"Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn."
~John Updike

Nature Quote of the Day
"Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man."
~Stewart Udall

Funny Quote of the Day
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
~Jerry Seinfeld

Quote of the Day
"A good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind."
~Morihei Ueshiba

Love Quote of the Day
"Love is a chain of love as nature is a chain of life."
~Truman Capote

Art Quote of the Day
"An original artist is unable to copy. So he has only to copy in order to be original."
~Jean Cocteau

Nature Quote of the Day
"Land is the secure ground of home, the sea is like life, the outside, the unknown."
~Stephen Gardiner

Funny Quote of the Day
"For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work."
~Jessica Savitch