Funny Love Quotes Sayings

Funny Love Quotes Sayings

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love,
and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.
--Mary Baker Eddy --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
--Norma O. Abrego --

Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life
And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear
comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful
-- a thought that is love.
--Mary Manin Morrissey --

We must love one another or die
--W.H. Auden poem --

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
--Walt Disney --

Never sign a valentine with your own name.
--Charles Dickens --

Love: Two minds without a single thought.
--Philip Barry --

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
--Lucy Van Pelt --

Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man
falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
--Sir Winston Churchill --

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.
--Andre Pevost --

If the universe has any purpose more important than
topping a woman you love and making a baby with her
hearty help, I have never heard of it.
--Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long --

Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.
--Anatole France --

It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing.
It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.
--Mother Teresa --

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:
he who loves finds the door open.
--Rabrindranath Tagore --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
--Norma O. Abrego --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton --

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the
imagination and bottling the common sense.
--Helen Rowland --

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
--Mother Teresa --

One advantage of marriage It seems to me
Is that when you fall out of love with him
Or he falls out of love with you
It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
--Judith Viorst --

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination
nor both together go to the making of genius.
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
--Mozart --

Love teaches even asses to dance.
--French Proverb --
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Love Quotes and Sayings

Love Quotes and Sayings


Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.

There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.

Love builds bridges where there are none.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
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Elizabeth Gutiérrez Profile and Photo

Elizabeth Gutiérrez Photo and Profile - Elizabeth Gutierrez was known as a model and a telenovela actress. she is also known as the ex-partner of William Levy, last week the news about their broke up was circulated all over Internet. Many of elizabeth gutierrez fans was asking why does Elizabeth and William Separate?

Before we talk more about Elizabeth Gutierrez Relationship with William Levy why don't we look into her Biography and Profile first?

Elizabeth Gutiérrez Profile and Bio

Full Name : Elizabeth Gutiérrez Nevárez
Place of Birth : Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Date of Birth : 1 April 1979

Elizabeth was famous for her role in El Rostro de Analia and El Fantasma de Elena Telenovelas. You can read further about Elizabeth Gutierez Filmography here and now how about her relationship with william levy?

Elizabeth Gutierrez and William Levy was never married, they’re still not married, they’re engaged. And several days ago there’s a rumor about elizabeth gutierrez and william levy was separated. Elizabeth Gutierrez sent a statement announcing that she was ending their relationship for 8 years with William Levy. Here’s Elizabeth Gutierrez Statement.

Through this statement, I want to make public that I made the decision to end the relationship I have had for eight years with William Levy. I always stood firm beside William, despite persistent rumors to which then dismissed because he had no reason to doubt the strength of our union. Volume determination to end this relationship for the sake of my children and myself. I confess that the decision has not been easy, but I must respect above all as a person, wife and mother

There's still so many reason about why elizabeth gutierrez ended her relationship with william levy. for more gossips, you can follow Elizabeth Gutierrez Twitter or any other related news on the internet. here's some of my favorite elizabeth Gutierrez Photo. readmore Elizabeth Gutiérrez Best photoshoot
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Paola Turbay: a Colombian-American actress of Lebanese descent, model, and television presenter

Paola Turbay Gómez (born November 29, 1970 in Houston, USA) is a Colombian-American actress of Lebanese descent, model, and television presenter.

Turbay represented Bogotá in the Miss Colombia beauty pageant, which she won in 1991. She was the first runner-up in the 1992 Miss Universe competition.

After finishing her studies in psychology at the Universidad de los Andes, Turbay focused on her career as a model and presenter in entertainment news segments on Noticias QAP and Noticiero C newscasts, as well as an actress, with shows like Hola Paola ("Hello Paola") during the 1990s. In 2005 she was the official presenter, with Miguel Varoni, of the National Beauty Pageant. She has also made cameo appearances in several Colombian series like O todos en la cama, Ecomoda (sequel to Betty la fea) and Leche ("Milk").

After studying acting in Hollywood, Florida, Turbay became the main character of the RCN TV comedy Noticias calientes ("Hot News") in 2002. Two years later she would star the telenovela Las noches de Luciana ("The Nights of Luciana") and in 2006 would present the Colombian version of Dancing with the Stars, Bailando por un Sueño. Paola has also made brief appearances in films such as Lenny the Wonder Dog and Love in the Time of Cholera.

In 2007, Turbay played Isabel Vega on the CBS series Cane, which was canceled in May 2008 after only one season. In 2008 she has been participating as a recurring guest star on the ABC series The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She also guested on the Showtime series Californication (Season 2, ep. 8, "Going Down and Out in Beverly Hills") and had a recurring role as an LAPD detective during the fifth season of TNT's The Closer.

On Jan. 6, 2010, she played the role of Beatriz on the CBS series The Mentalist (Season 3, ep. 11, "Bloodsport").

Paola has been cast on the role of Antonia Gavilán for the fourth season of the HBO series True Blood airing in 2011.

Starting in 2010, she had a recurring role on Royal Pains as Marissa Cassaras, Boris's love interest, and mother of his son.
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Norkys Batista: Venezuelan actress, model and former beauty pageant

Norkys Yelitza Batista Villarroel (born August 30, 1977) is a Venezuelan actress, model and former beauty pageant titleholder.

Batista was born in Caracas, Venezuela to Luis Batista, a chief of staff of a company, and Migdalis Villarroel Batista, a housewife. Batista was raised in a low-income neighborhood in southwestern Caracas.

She started off doing many television commercials and gateway. She worked as a promoter of several commercial. During that time studying business administration, but had to travel to the United States because she was offered a job as a model. When the quota had already returned to study Advertising & Marketing at the University Simon Rodriguez, who was at that time that he liked. Its beginnings on television were working as a model in the programmes "Gente de la Manaña" and "Atrevete a Soñar" in the lottery "Triple Gordo" as well as co-leader of "La Tropa de Vacaciones" on Channel RCTV.

She was awarded first runner-up in the Miss Venezuela beauty contest in 1999. In Colombia, was first runner and "most beautiful face" in the Reign International Coffee (2000). And then, in Uruguay, the United States and El Salvador, was crowned Miss Atlantic, Miss America, Miss Mesoamerica International, respectively.

Norkys brought has two successful calendars (2004 and 2006) and a line of underwear.
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Amparo Grisales: a decades Colombian actress and model

Amparo Grisales (born September 19, 1956 in Manizales, Colombia) is a Colombian actress and model who has been active for decades. She's best known for her roles in Spanish-language telenovelas. One of the most acknowledged is her leading role in the original version of El Cuerpo del Deseo, called En Cuerpo Ajeno, opposite leading man Danilo Santos. She is also starring in Las muñecas de la mafia in 2010. She has one of the leading roles as Lucrecia.

Grisales is starring in the 2007 Telemundo serial Madre Luna ("Mother Moon") in a title role specifically created for her.
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