Safura Alizadeh: an Azerbaijani singer and saxophonis

Safura Alizadeh (Azerbaijani: Səfurə Əlizadə; born: 20 September 1992; Baku, Azerbaijan) is an Azerbaijani singer and saxophonist. Alizadeh took part in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010, where she brought Azerbaijan on 5th place, with song "Drip Drop". She later released her debut album It's My War, which made its way into several European countries. Her second debut single "March On" was released in September.

Safura Alizadeh's father is a professional painter and her mother is a pianist and a fashion designer. Alizadeh began singing when she was very young and made her first stage appearance at age 6. In the course of her career, she sang in children's bands Sharg Ulduzlari and Bulbullar. Alizadeh took up violin lessons at the Baku Musical School No 2 but later also learned to play the piano and the saxophone. She became the winner of the national contest Yeni Ulduz (Season 8).Since the eighth grade Safura has been studying at the school no. 23 in Baku.
On 2 March 2010, Alizadeh won the Azerbaijani national final decided by jury and represented Azerbaijan in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010, which was held in Oslo, Norway. Alizadeh performed at the contest with the song "Drip Drop", written by Anders Bagge, Stefan Örn and Sandra Bjurman. Shortly after she performed on the concert in Ukraine and exchanged wishes with Ukrainian performer Vasyl Lazarovych. The video for the song was directed by a well known film director Rupert Wainwright, and choreographed by JaQuel Knight, who worked with Beyoncé and Britney Spears. Knight also designed the choreography of Safura's stage performance in Oslo.

On 1 May 2010, Safura began her promotional tour, and visited Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Poland, Russia, Ukraine, and Sweden. On 24 May she visited joint Ukraine—Germany party, attended by Alyosha and Lena Meyer-Landrut. After Meyer-Landrut's performance Safura gave a native Azerbaijani mat for Alyosha and an ancient horse shoe for luck to Lena.

After performing in the Semi-Final of the Eurovision on 27 May 2010 she qualified for the final two days later, where she came in fifth. On May 28, Safura took part in the celebration of Azerbaijan's Republic Day and performed on stage of Eurovision Village.

The singer performed at the gala hands in Poland in Bydgoszcz Hit Festival with the song Drip Drop. She was placed 5th. She was official spokesperson of televotes for Azerbaijan in Eurovision Song Contest 2011.

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Miss XV: an upcoming Mexican tween television series

Miss XV (sometimes stylized as Miss 15) is an upcoming Mexican tween television series inspired by the 1987 telenovela Quinceanera. It will be produced by Pedro Damián for Nickelodeon Latin America and Canal 5.

Miss XV is inspired by the 1987 telenovela Quinceanera, starring Thalía and Adela Noriega. Producer Pedro Damián explained that the project was not a remake, nor is it an adaptation of the 1987 telenovela, Quinceanera. The project was first announced in late 2010. Filming began on October 12, 2011; the first episodes are expected to air in April 2012, with 120 episodes planned for season one and 80 for season two. The program will air on April 16, 2012 for Nickelodeon Latin America and May 16, 2012 for Canal 5.

In 2010, Miss XV (previously called Miss XV: Sueña Princesa) was announced as the latest television production from producer Pedro Damián as a collaboration for Canal 5, and Nickelodeon Latin America. Mexican actresses Danna Paola, Natasha Dupeyrón, and Renata Notni were all cast as leads for the telenovela. A trailer for the telenovela featuring all three actresses was released in late 2010. Mexican actor Eddy Vilard was previously attached to the project for a lead role alongside Danna Paola, but dropped out.

By the beginning of 2011, Miss XV was cancelled before production began for unknown reasons. However, in June 2011, the series was reformatted and recast. Most of the original actors previously attached to the project were dropped and their roles were recast. Casting was conducted in Mexico City during June and July 2011. Dupeyrón's role was not recast and she remained an original cast member. Danna Paola and Renata Notni were both dropped from the project. Danna stated that she was no longer interested and wished to work on her solo album.

Paulina Goto was cast as the lead protagonist, replacing Danna Paola. Eiza González auditioned for one of two lead roles. Gonzalez was considered for a part, but was later told that she lost the role because producers felt she was too old. Argentine singer and actress Brenda Asnicar also auditioned for a role, but did not receive a part.

In August 2011, producers had completed casting in Mexico City. Paulina Goto, Eleazar Gómez, Natasha Dupeyrón, Yago Muñoz, and Jack Durate were confirmed as the first five lead cast members. However, Pedro Damián revealed that producers were looking to cast third actress as the female antagonist "La Black Princess". In mid-August 2011, newcomer Macarena Achaga, an Argentine MTV Latin America television hostess and model, was confirmed as the lead female antagonist, Leonora Martínez . Miss XV is Achaga's international acting debut.
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Gabriela Vergara: an actress and model

Gabriela Vergara Aranguren (born May 29, 1974 in Caracas, Venezuela) is an actress and model. She is best known as the 3rd runner-up in Miss Venezuela 1996. The following year she started acting in many telenovelas like Destino de Mujer as Vanessa in 1997 and La Mujer as Barbara Montesinos de Mutti in 2004. She recently gave birth to two twin girls on April 10, 2009. Their names are Alessandra and Emiliana.
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iPad Video Lessons

Do you need iPad Video Lessons? if you want to get the most out of your new iPad, then the answer is absolutely yes! It’s true that Apple does not even include a instruction manual with the iPad. It isn’t that they forgot, they just market the iPad as not needing one. This keeps many iPad users from using their iPad’s many features. A lot of the nifty features that are on the iPad have to be shown to you before you’d ever know about them, and this is where “iPad Pete” comes into the picture.

You made a smart decision investing your hard-earned money in your iPad. Wouldn’t it be a waste if you never use it to it’s fullest potential? Sign up for iPad Petes Easy-to-follow video lessons today and learn exactly what this amazing piece of technology can truely do!! Watch the lessons in your own time, at your own pace. 60 Day 100% money back guarantee if you're not completely satisfied!!!

The Truth about iPad Video Lessons
iPad Pete wants to be the guy that shows you everything your iPad can do. He has created these iPad Video Lessons for iPad owners that aren’t content with just doing “the basics” with their new toy. iPad Pete will teach you everything you need to become a master iPad user. When you’re done, you’ll know everything the iPad is capable of. And since everything is shown to you on video, it’s easy to understand. Each lesson is given in 11 minutes, with easy to follow instructions that can be viewed again and again, just in case you didn’t get it the first time through.

With iPad Video Lessons, you can take as long as you want on a single lesson. You get to learn at the pace you choose. You get 100 different video lessons, each teaching you how to get the most out of your iPad. You’ll learn all the popular apps, and all the basics, and even the more advanced stuff that only the experts know. You’ll have access to these lessons anytime, day or night. And all the lessons are updated if there are any changes made later, so you won’t ever learn anything that isn’t 100% up to date.

Convenient Video Lessons Fit Your Time Schedule
And, the best part is you can replay and rewind everything I show you as often as you need. Watch the videos on your desktop computer, and follow along on your iPad. Or, simply watch them on your iPad and absorb the easy-to-follow, step-by-step, tap-by-tap video instructions. At the end of your complete iPad video course, you’ll be more productive, and have more fun with your iPad. You’ll find these lessons are a tremendous return on investment that save you hours and hours of frustrating guesswork
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Adsense 100k Blueprint

Is Adsense 100k Blueprint the Real Deal?
There are so many different Adsense ebooks around the internet - trust me I've read most of them. Yet I still struggled to make any money with Adsense.

Sure I make a few cents here and a few cents there, but I want MORE than just 81 cents or 76 cents a day!

But why would Adsense 100k Blueprint be any different than all the other ebooks out there?

How Do You Make Money With Adsense Anyway?
Before I talk about Adsense 100k Blueprint, I just want to talk a little about what Adsense is and how you can make money from it.

Adsense are ads by Google that advertisers pay to have their ads show on other people's websites. Then website owners, life you and me, can have these ads placed on our websites and we then get paid a share of the payment. I'm not sure of the exact amount but I believe it is something like 68% of the amount the advertiser pays, Google passes that percentage on to us. So every time that someone clicks on one of those ads on our website, we earn a small amount.

The amount earned per click will vary quite a bit between niches and also it can vary within the same niche. Advertisers will pay more to have their ads placed higher or in a more visible position, while other advertisers that don't pay as much will have their ads placed in a lower position. So depending on which ad your visitors click will determine the amount you are paid for that click.

So, to sum it up, you place Google Adsense ads on your website and every time that a visitor clicks on one of those ads you will earn a small payment. Even though these payments might be small, if you have a number of websites and/or if you have a lot of visitors coming to your site, these small payments can add up really well, even into a full time income.

How is Adsense 100k Blueprint any different than all the other products?
1. The niche selection method in this ebook is amazing and I haven't used this method in selecting a niche before. I can really see how choosing a niche this way can be much more profitable with Adsense than the usual niche choosing methods.
2. The keyword criteria is also very good and although some of the criteria is similar to the 'usual' keyword criteria methods, the method in Adsense 100k Blueprint is simple, a little bit easier to find keywords that fit the criteria and very effective. This is definitely one of the main reasons why this whole system is so good.
3. The Wordpress theme that is supplied to buyers for them to use on their own sites is fantastic. Amazing theme that is almost a plug-n-play type theme as far as putting in your Adsense codes and then your good to go.
4. The section on content creation is great. It makes writing content simple yet gives you all the details to create a good converting article and one that is SEO optimized.
5. I also love the section on driving traffic and building backlinks. This is where many people fail and Adsense 100k Blueprint covers everything really well and makes it simple to implement.

Do I really think that Adsense 100k Blueprint is better than the other Adsense ebooks out there?
I really do actually, I learned a lot from this ebook and I didn't think I would. The methods just 'make sense' and it's been a long time since I've read something and thought 'yep that makes sense'.

What Adsense 100k Blueprint Will Teach You!
This ebook is over 100 pages and includes:
* A whole new way to view Adsense and it's potential
* A whole new way to approach keyword and niche research
* You will find out how the search engine rankings really work and how to use that information
* You will learn the best SEO and backlinking techniques
* You get a full step-by-step plan showing you the way from start to finish
* You also get access to videos showing you everything you need to know.

In addition to the above you also get:
* A fantastic customized Wordpress theme
* A big collection of all the plugins you will ever need
* An action plan tracking spreadsheet
* A huge collection of the best IM resources available.

But there is even more - here are the bonuses:

* You can learn how to sell your Adsense site for a very nice profit
* You will learn how you can apply the same SEO techniques to your other websites
* You will be shown how you can get original content as cheap as $2 per article
* You are shown the 'X-Factor' micro-niche method improved!
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Top 10 Famous Inspirational Quotes

Top 10 Famous Inspirational Quotes by Jagat Cinta

“I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.”
~Kurt Cobain

“Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.”
~John Maxwell

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
~E. E. Cummings

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
~Walt Emerson

“I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.”
~Richard L. Evans

“I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”
~Anne Frank

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.”
~David Eddings

“Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.”
~Mary Kay Ash

“The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.”

“Give it all you've got because you never know if there's going to be a next time.”
~Danielle Ingrum
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Top 10 Famous Wisdom Quotes

Top 10 Famous Wisdom Quotes by Jagat Cinta

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow."
~James Dean

"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
~Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."

"A single conversation across the table with a wise person is worth a month's study of books."
~Chinese Proverb

"Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar."
~William Wordsworth

"More wisdom is latent in things as they are than in all the words men use."
~Antoine De Saint-Exupery

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."
~Jean Paul

"Turn your wounds into wisdom."
~Oprah Winfrey

"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf."
~Walter Lippmann

"To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not."
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Fear, Anxiety and Phobia

Today Jagat Cinta will discuss about Fear, Anxiety and Phobia

My fear and doubts have vanished like mist
into the distance, never to disturb me again.
I will die content and free from regrets.
This is the fruit of Dharma practice.
Milarepa, from 'Fruit of Dharma Practice'

What is Fear?
In all cases, we could say that fear is a reaction to something that may happen in the future, be it realistic or not, it is always uncomfortable. And here we find one of the contradictions of fear itself: it should work to keep us from discomfort, yet it is uncomfortable itself.

Western Therapies - General Approach
Therapies for irrational fears work on the same basic principle: discover by experience that the feeling of fear (paranoia) is an exaggeration of what we perceive in the world, and force our rational mind to keep in control of the emotion. So, if you are afraid of spiders, perhaps the cure starts with simply drawing them, then looking at a small one - far away locked in a safe place - then forcing yourself to go closer (the rational mind says that nothing can happen), in the end, usually the patients will regain so much control that can even hold a poisonous, hairy, huge tarantula in their hands - obviously the end of therapy! This is not because they are exceptionally brave people, but they have gradually learned to take control over their exaggerated emotions, by realizing these emotions were not based on a real danger.

In extreme cases, people can be much harder to treat. Specifically when the reason for the fear is vague and hardly known, like imagining that you are being followed (paranoia), it is not always straight-forward or simple to make people realize that these fears are unfounded and the rational mind should take control.

Many types of fear/phobia are identified, I found some in a web blog recently:

Common fears:
Acrophobia: Fear of heights
Arachnophobia: fear of spiders
Agoraphobia: fear of open spaces
Belonephobia: fear of needles
Brontophobia: fear of thunder and lightning
Claustrophobia: fear of confined spaces
Hamartophobia: fear of sinning
Suriphobia: fear of mice and/or rats
Necrophobia: fear of death
Pentheraphobia: fear of the mother-in-law
Thalassophobia: fear of the sea
Xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners

Also some fears may be more common than generally thought:
Athazagoraphobia - fear of being forgotten, ignored or forgetting
Atychiphobia, Kakorrhaphiophobia - fear of failure
Metathesiophobia - fear of changes
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Eva Rivas: a Russian-Armenian singer.

Eva Rivas; born Valeria Alexandrovna Reshetnikova-Tsaturyan, on 13 July 1987 is a Russian-Armenian singer.

Rivas was born and raised in Rostov-on-Don to an Armenian mother and a father of Russian and Greek descent. She took the stage name Eva Rivas from her Greek great-grandmother. Growing up in Rostov, she sang in the Armenian "Arevik" ensemble. Rivas is 6 foot 4.

On 14 February 2010, Rivas won the Armenian National Final and went on to represent Armenia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 with the song "Apricot Stone". She placed 6th in the semi final and advanced to the final where she performed 21st in the line-up and placed 7th with a total of 141 points.

Rivas will continue traveling around Europe, promoting her song. She wishes to represent Armenia again in the Eurovision Song Contest 2012.

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Always: one of the best songs in Eurovision 2009

In January 2009, Aysel Teymurzadeh was selected internally by İTV to represent Azerbaijan in the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 in Moscow, Russia along with Iranian-Swedish singer Arash with the song "Always". Aysel became the first female singer to represent the country at the Eurovision Song Contest and only the second act ever to do so. On May 16, 2009, Aysel Teymurzadeh and Arash finished third with 207 points, among the 25 performers that qualified for the Eurovision grand final.

Aysel together with Arash became the winner of the 4th Annual ESC Radio Awards in the category of the Best Group.

Aysel & Arash perform Always in Eurovision 2009

Aysel & Arash "Always" official video
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Olia Tira: a singer based in Moldova

Olia Tira (born 1 August 1988 in Potsdam, East Germany) is a singer based in Moldova.

Tira was born in 1988 into a Soviet military family in Potsdam, East Germany. She spent a few years there and moved to Chişinău. She first appeared in festivals and concerts when she was 14 years old.

Tira attended school in Cahul and is currently a student in the Academy of Music, Theatre and Fine Arts in Chişinău.

After participating in the 2006 and 2007 Moldovan national finals and finishing fourth in the 2009 Moldovan national final with Unicul Meu, she was selected to represent Moldova in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010, along with SunStroke Project. They finished 22nd place in the Eurovision song contest final.

Tira's first album, Your Place or Mine?, was released in December 2006 by Nordika Multimedia. The songs were all written by Ruslan Taranu.

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Lena Meyer: Euro Pop Music Princess

Lena Meyer-Landrut (born 23 May 1991), known professionally as Lena, is a German singer-songwriter. She represented Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo, Norway, and won the contest with the song "Satellite". With her three entries from the German national final Unser Star für Oslo (Our Star for Oslo), Meyer-Landrut set an all-time chart record in her home country by debuting with three songs in the top five of the German singles chart. Both "Satellite" and her first album My Cassette Player debuted at number one in Germany, while the former has been certified double Platinum since, the album has been certified five times Gold for sales of over 500,000 units. Meyer-Landrut represented Germany, for the second consecutive time, in the Eurovision Song Contest at Düsseldorf in 2011 with the song "Taken by a Stranger".

Lena Meyer-Landrut was born in Hanover, Germany. She is the granddaughter of Andreas Meyer-Landrut, the Estonian-born West German ambassador to the Soviet Union in Moscow from 1980 to 1983 and 1987 to 1989. She grew up as an only child, and started taking dancing lessons at the age of five; initially doing ballet and later practising various modern styles, including hip-hop and jazz dance. Meyer-Landrut grew fond of singing and appeared as an extra in a number of German television series; however she never received any formal acting or vocal training. In June 2010 she graduated from IGS Roderbruch Hannover, a comprehensive school, receiving her Abitur diploma.

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Alyosha: a Ukrainian singer

Alyosha (Ukrainian: Aльоша; born Olena Kucher on 14 May 1986) is a Ukrainian singer.

On 20 March 2010, Alyosha won the Ukrainian National Final and thus represented Ukraine in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010. She replaced Vasyl Lazarovych who was originally picked on December 29, 2009 to represent Ukraine. After some political changes that took place in Ukraine his candidacy was withdrawn on March 15 under suspicion that he was picked with the help of the current director of the State National Television (1st National) Vasyl Ilashchuk. The petition to organize another concourse and to cancel the current results was signed by several famous Ukrainian performers such as Taisia Povaliy, Ruslana Pysanka, Kostyantyn Meladze, and many others.

Originally, she was due to participate in the contest with the song "To Be Free". Later on, it came to the light that the winning song has been available for purchase (under the name of Alonya) at since 12 April 2008. This would break the rules of the Eurovision Song Contest. A new song, "Sweet People", was chosen, two days after the 22 March deadline had passed, so NTU was fined by the EBU. Alyosha performed in the 2nd semi-final on 27 May 2010, where she progressed to the final. In the final Alyosha finished 10th with 108 points.

She studied vocals at the Kiev National University of Culture and Arts and signed with the Catapult Music record label in 2008.

Alyosha is currently working on her debut album in the United States. It will be recorded in the English language and is expected to be released officially in fall, 2010.

She currently is a member of Greenpeace, and not just in its environmental activities paticipa, also dedicated to people at the Sweet Chernobyl disaster, which occurred two weeks before birth and the incredible courage they use to protect the environment.

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Sofia Nizharadze: a Georgian singer, actress and songwriter

Sofia Nizharadze; born February 6,1986 in Tbilisi, Georgian SSR, USSR) is a Georgian singer, actress and songwriter who represented Georgia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 with the song Shine. Sofia is the most popular female singer in Georgia and jury member of number one TV show in country "Georgia got talent"

Nizharadze's grandfather, a Turkish native, met his wife in Georgia during vacation and stayed there, during the Soviet era when all non-Soviet foreigners were considered potential spies, causing him trouble to communicate with his family in Turkey.

Nizharadze was born in Tbilisi and started singing from an early age, something that was encouraged by her mother. She studied piano and vocals in the Tbilisi State Conservatory, graduated with honors, and later continued her studies at the theatre of Arts GITIS, Moscow. She also graduated with honors from the Gnessin State Musical College, Moscow. She has a younger brother.

Sopho's vocal range is light lyric soprano.

At the age of three, Nizharadze started performing as a professional with very positive reception. At the age of seven she was invited by Jansug Kakhidze, a prominent Georgian conductor and author of famous sound tracks for Georgian cinema, to join a children’s music studio where she took the lead as a vocalist for various shows and TV projects.

Later on at age 11 she performed “Sous le ciel de Paris” at the French Embassy, where she was noticed by journalist Bernard Pivot who invited her to his program on TV5.

When she reached 17 years old, Nizharadze had won several international young singer's contests, including the "Bravo, Bravissimo!" competition in Mini La Scala (Italy), "Crystal Note" (Moscow, Russia), "Crystal Fur-tree" (Borjomi, Georgia). She participated in several festivals in Russia, Turkey, Italy, Latvia and Georgia.

Later, she took the leading parts in the musicals “The Wedding Of The Jays” and ”Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour”. Living in Moscow at that moment she started gaining international recognition as a singer.

In 2004 she got a main part in Gerard Presgurvic's musical (Original Russian Version, Operetta Theatre, leading cast). In 2005, she reached the final in the New Wave Festival in Jūrmala, Latvia.

In 2008, Nizharadze gave up her career in Russia and returned to Georgia as a consequence of the war between the two countries, and started a career in Georgia.

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Han Chae Young: one of the most photogenic Korean stars

Han Chae Young (born Kim Ji-young, 13 September 1980) is a South Korean actress. She majored performing arts in Dongguk University

Critics have praised her work in the television drama, Delightful Girl Choon-Hyang, which is a present-day version of the historical story, Chunhyang.

Critics doubted the series would succeed, but it has proved a favourite among young adults. There, Han plays a fun-loving, free-spirited young woman. Han Chae Young married Choi Dong Joon.

She is aptly named the "Barbie Doll" of Korea 

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Funniest Quotes Ever

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."

"When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

"Putting the laughter back into manslaughter."

"When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you."

"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest."

"A little necrophilia never killed anyone."

"Dyslexics Of The World Untie."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."

"I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice."

"Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"Without me, it's just aweso."

"He who laughs last probably does not get the joke."

"I miss you like a retard misses the point."

"Don't steal. The government hates competition."

"You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo."

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?"

"If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?"

"I went too a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

"If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"

"Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

"Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are at it, a wall will always be better."

"Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost."

"If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now."

"He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia."

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes."

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?"

"When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!"

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

"Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high."

"The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls"."

"The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD."

"A jump-leads walks into a bar, acting aggressively. The barman says "All right, I'll serve you. But don't start anything.""

"This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!"

"It appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle!"

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."

"If this made you laugh, then I am sure you would love these too."
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Dulce amor: an Argentina telenovela

Dulce amor is an Argentina telenovela co-produced by LC Action is Productions and starring Sebastian Telefe.1 Estevanez, Carina Zampini, John Darthés, Calu Rivero and antagonistic actions Cernadas Second, Laura Novoa and Sun Estevanez. As young players have to Nicolas Riera, Rocio Igarzábal Micaela Vazquez and his counterpart. This telenovela marks the return of the first actors Arturo Bonin, Maria Valenzuela, and Graciela Pal Georgina Barbarossa, and a great cast. It began broadcasting on January 23, 2012.2, Monday through Friday, 22:45 pm

The sisters Bandi, who owned a candy factory famous, face one of their worst moments. Victoria (Carina Zampini) is leading the company and is the bride, to make matters worse, the man who does nothing but work to topple the Empire (Second Cernadas). However, the turns of life make Mark (Sebastian Estevanez), a former race car driver, will become the driver of this woman without joy. The arrival of this man's family will change the fate of the Bandi, on every possible level.

Julian (John Darthés) is a friend of Mark's soul, together spend every free hour to prepare the racecar that runs Marcos. When the unplanned shutdown of the workshop in which they work are left on the street, Julian follows in the footsteps of Mark and becomes a driver of Victoria's sister, Natacha (Calu Rivero), a beautiful woman fifteen years younger, it will crazy and will shake his marriage to Gaby (Laura Novoa).

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Romantic Love Quotes

"I love you - those three words have my life in them."
~Alexandrea to Nicholas III

"True love begins when nothing is looked for in return."
~Antoine De Saint-Exupery

"A heart that loves is always young."
~by A Greek Proverb

"Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!"
~from the movie Moulin Rouge

"I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby."
~from a song by Savage Garden

"Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough."
~G. Moore

"Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself
But if your love and must needs have desires,
Let these be your desires:
To melt and be like a running brook
That sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart
And give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer
For the beloved in your heart
And a song of praise upon your lips."
~Gibran Kahlil Gibran

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."
~Janos Arany

"To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with."
~Mark Twain

"What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Brown Eyed Girls: a South Korean girl group

The Brown Eyed Girls (Korean: 브라운 아이드 걸스), often abbreviated as B.E.G., is a South Korean girl group managed by Nega Network. The group consists of four members: Jea, Miryo, Narsha, and Gain. They've debuted as an R&B/ballad vocal group in 2006 and challenged themselves with different music genres. Rising to popularity in 2008, with L.O.V.E. and retro dance music How Come, they went and completed their transition into a electronica/pop group with Abracadabra and Sign in 2009. The group made their debut in Japan in 2010 while the members worked on their solo activities in Korea. After 2 years and 2 months the group made a comeback with Sixth Sense, breaking away from the synth-based and electronic music, it is considered as Korea’s first rhapsody inspired soul hybrid.
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La Que No Podía Amar: photo gallery

La Que No Podía amar (The one that could not love) is a Mexican telenovela produced by José Alberto Castro for Televisa. The original story is written by Delia Fiallo and the adaptation made by Ximena Suarez. The show stars Ana Brenda Contreras, Jorge Salinas, and Jose Ron as the main protagonists. Mar Contreras, Julián Gil and Susana González star as the main antagonists.

La Que No Podía Amar photo gallery

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